in the u.k 9,000 people are making love rite now..2000 are kissing..100 are getting oral and 1 sad f ucker is readin a joke..you hang in there friend...hehe
a woman ask's her husband for new shoe's,
YOUR not getting them he tell's her
lying in bed that night he put's his hand on her fanny..she shoves his hand away and replies
if you cant shoe the horse you'r not fucking riding it!