in the u.k 9,000 people are making love rite now..2000 are kissing..100 are getting oral and 1 sad f ucker is readin a joke..you hang in there friend...hehe
a woman ask's her husband for new shoe's,
YOUR not getting them he tell's her
lying in bed that night he put's his hand on her fanny..she shoves his hand away and replies
if you cant shoe the horse you'r not fucking riding it!
there was cat a dog and a penis the dog said to them i hate going to the toilet my owner always drag s me the cat said at least you dont get out everynight to go to the toilet the penis said you think you got it bad at least he dont put a bag over ya head and make you do press ups untill your sick!!! ! hehehe
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